Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions
second fastest mood swing I think I have ever had
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
ha h a no sto p
getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway
A very important gifset.
I’m not going to kill you, Crowley. I have plans for you.